Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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