"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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