my vag is so smooth its legendary
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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