the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
That reminds me...we need to get swords
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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