NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
True college students do jello shots in the library
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