Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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