Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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