the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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