Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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