obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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