she pinky promised me she was 18
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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