I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Dignity is for republicans.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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