I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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