so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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