I hate your face
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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