Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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