: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
The best revenge is premature balding
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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