Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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