Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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