Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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