guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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