dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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