Do vagina's smell?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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