Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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