i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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