hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
worst night to have a conscience
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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