if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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