Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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