somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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