I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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