I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
