you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
