Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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