Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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