It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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