Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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