If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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