Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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