O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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