Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No I am not eating basil off your cock
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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