I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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