He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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