i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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