No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
