I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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