Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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