Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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