I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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