You're completely useless in the revolution.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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