i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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