I must be too annoying 4 u.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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