shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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