I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
soo... how was my night?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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