Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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