Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
