Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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