ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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