Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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