There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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