Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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