Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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